Hey Folks!

I'm Britta. 

Here are some miscellaneous facts about me that are probably useless but I’ll tell you anyway:

  1. I have two different colored eyes. Kind of.
  2. I'm a firm believer in the demise of decaf coffee.
  3. Jesus rocks my socks.
  4. I borderline stalk J.J. Watt.
  5. I speak two languages that no one else in America speaks and I'll be adding Malagasy to that list soon.
  6. If I could fill a bathtub with anything, eat anything or be an inanimate object, it would be an avocado.
  7. I'm a fourth generation Golden Gopher.